BBC home page

The new BBC homepage is crap.
Dont take my word for it, take a look at the forum
I reckon 95% hate it.
why change something that everyone loved? My home page has now changed to yahoo

Co-op bank

Previously, I had nothing but praise for the co-op bank. When I was skint they were very friendly, and understanding. But now..
1. They don't accept the faster payments system. this means I have to call my bank and instigate a slower payment to them, or, heaven forbid, send them a cheque.
2. I sent them a slower payment, but they rejected it, and sent it back with the reference number of my old credit card.
3. They cancelled my card. I was not in arrears, not near my limit, and had used it 2 weeks previously.
4. They restored my account and sent me a new card. Trouble was, the new card had already expired.
5. I still don't have a card. (It expired on 30Th September)
I think somethings going on here. I have a zero balance and they are not making any money out of me.

Worst program onTV

The only way is Essex - worst program on TV?
What is it all about? appears to be thickos with IQs lower than their bra sizes, and higher than their neck sizes.
I dont watch it, I have to hear it in the background, and all I can hear is: "Like" , "Naa whaat I mean?" , "Init", "Gewls" and "Essix"
More cheap TV - There anit half some shit on these days!

Dale Farm

The "Travellers", (Pikeys to the rest of us), have gained a further delay in their eviction at Dale Farm.
What the hell is going on? If I built some illegal structure on my land, then Basildon council would come round an remove it. Why do these parasites have preferential treatment?
I think most law abiding people and those with decent moral standards and common sense, now think that this is the end now please. Travellers, please travel, leave us in peace.
And the tree huggers and Vanessa Redgrave - keep you noses out - go and find a real cause to protest about.

Virgin are crap

Goodbye Virgin. The broadband service is down YET AGAIN, and the engineer cant get here until Sunday. Time to change - should we go for BT or Sky?

vanessa redgrave and pikeys

So Vanessa Redgrave is giving her support to the Dale Farm pikeys. She's being shown with a nice old couple and some cute kids. let’s get back to reality shall we? Vanessa, I bet you'd change your mind if you had to live next door to them, with the crap and rubbish in your garden, young prostitutes in the street and half your property going missing. She's been great for minorities such as the Palestinians, but this time love, keep yer nose out please! let the council evict them. They are supposed to be called travellers after all!

banks treatment of small businesses

We all know banks are bastards. I've heard several stories like this: A small company is owed money from a big company, big company takes ages to pay, small company needs to pay its staff and other bills, money owed is more than enough to cover it. Small company asks bank for overdraft saying that there is enough money coming in soon. Bank refuses. Why the hell is this?
The reason, of course, is so the bank can increase its crippling charges on the small company.
banks need to be brought to account over their treatment of small business. personal customers have had their charges refunded where it was not considered fair, now the government should act to force the banks to do the same for small businesses. These crooks are just going to continue to get away with this licenced theft. Some highly profitable companies have gone to the wall because of these tossers!

Pikeys

We all hate pikeys yes?
Some have taken up camp near where I live. The stories I've heard is that they walk into ASDA, Nick stuff and just walk out. The security and the police do nothing! They had to close ASDA, which inconveniences the rest of us.
It appears that they are untouchable, just in case we are accused of being racist.
What do they bring to society?

• They pay no income tax
• They pay no national insurance
• They pay no council tax
• They don't even pay VAT, as all their stuff is nicked
• They bring aggro, mess and prostitution to our local area
  

And yet we have to provide free medical care, policing and clearing the bloody mess up afterwards.

If I didn't pay income tax, national insurance or council tax, the authorities would be down on my like a ton of bricks.

The scum twat

Can you believe the cheating Scottish scum bastard manager. Trying to ban a reporter because he asked a question about Ryan Giggs. Watch it here

End of the world

So the world didn't end on Saturday. Shame about that, I had a £1 bet at 1,000,000/1 that it would. I could have been a millionaire!
The idiot who predicted it, Harold Camping, has not been seen since Saturday. Perhaps he's worried about me suing him for my lost quid!

The moaner

Isn't time the FA took some action against the moaning Scotsman?
He's at it again - says the refs are against his team. What crap! The refs are always giving Man Utd penalties in the last minute, always adding hours of injury time, so that his team can score, and sending off the opponents players to give his team the advantage.
When it doesn't go right for him, it's the refs fault!
Time to deduct points rather than just ban him from the touchline. I would suggest a 30 point deduction would be fair

Bankruptcy

If you move house, apply for a mortgage, or certain other things, then the solicitor checks to see if you have been made bankrupt. If your name is the same as someone who has been made bankrupt, then you have to swear that it is not you. (this you have to pay for of course).
Why don't they just include the National Insurance number in the bankruptcy court? That way there is only one person. SIMPLES!
Too bloody obvious I suppose. What stops people lying about it anyway?

HD TV

Whats the difference between HD and normal TV?
Nothing, as far as I can see.
I watched Arsenal v Brum yesterday, and flicked between HD and normal, and the only difference was the volume was louder on normal TV!
me thinks we are being ripped off - as usual

IKEA

Probably the worst shopping experience ever - IKEA at Lakeside!
I have been in smaller Airport terminals than this place.
It is a real test of human endurance; probably on a par with climbing Everest and trekking to the South Pole.
You have to follow the arrows painted on the floor, and walk at a snails pace, past various items of crap from 31p upwards, whist bumping into people trying to see if they can walk slower than a snail on Valium, before you get to the furniture you wanted to see in the first place.
Then, try to get out; You can't!
Consult the maps strategically placed where no-one can see them, and you'll find that the exit is not marked.
I would have jumped out of the window, but there isn't any!
Eventually you find a friendly native, and she directs you to the exit.
You pay, but you cant take the large carrier bags out of the store, so they rip you off with another bag.
Never again - I had more fun clearing the sewer the weekend before