Monday 21 December 2009

Up yours Simon

Fantastic! No X factor number 1 for Christmas. When X factor started, the plan is that whoever wins is guaranteed the Christmas number 1. No mater how good the actual song is, the X factor sheep will buy it, just because it's X factor. If John and Edward had won, and they released a version of my way whilst picking their noses and farting in a bucket, it would still be expected to reach number 1. Well tough! Merry Christmas. Lets have another campaign next year!

Monday 14 December 2009

Cleaners worth more than bankers

Cleaners are worth more to society than bankers. Most of us have known this for ages, but a BBC report shows us that hospital cleaners create £10 worth of value for every £1 they earn, whereas bankers lose us £7 for every £1 that they earn. Also on the same subject, an arcade in Southwold has a "Whack a banker" game, and the game is so popular, that the mallets get worn out quickly.
These people must be the most hated in Britain!

Friday 11 December 2009

Banks again

The bank account of a lads football team in Derbyshire went overdrawn by less than £3, and the bank stung them with £800 in bank charges. This works out at thirty one and a half thousand percent interest. Who are the loan sharks in this case eh? Read it here